I am a walking paradox. Both the ying and the yang, sinistra and dextera. I live my life as I see fit and make no excuses for what I say and do. I know what I want out of life yet question its meaning. I'm an agnostic believer. I'm a social outcast and the life of the party. I speak in riddles never meant to be deciphered. My dreams will be my ultimate destruction. I'm a hard working procrastinator. My glass is always half full of pessimistic thought. Still not convinced? You'll have to find all my perks on your own.